Dear Pedal Pusher,
I'd like to know your seat assignment at Valentino AW 2012 RTW because it must have been extremely harsh on the shoes being presented if you were front row. Your attendance overall was inconsiderate, really. Poor mary janes in the new collection. They have to live with the fact that they will never top you...how does one ever top the assembling of python, patent, and a stemmed rose all in one shoe? If I were any other shoe, I would commit shoe-icide.